Monday, April 08, 2013

Putin vs Obama: Macho Man vs. Sissy-Boy


Source: http://tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html



Putin's mom was a good Christian lady.         Obama's mom did soft porn.
                                                                           *That's really her!

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Maria was totally devoted to her son Vladimir.
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Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned little Barry when he was 10.
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Young Putin was serious.               Young Obama was a pot-smoking  clown.

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A self described "lazy student", Obama has a passion for smoking marijuana. (later on used cocaine)
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Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.     Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.

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Manly Michelle doesn't flinch at all!
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Putin rides horses.                      Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.

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"Ring Ring. Safety First!"
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Putin plays with loaded rifles.                 Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.

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Putin power-swims in cold water.           Skinnyflab Obama wades in warm.

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Putin drinks beer like a man.           Obama sips with dainty pinky extended.

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He even closes his eyes as he drinks!

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Putin drives Formula I race cars.                                              Obama..............well.

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"Weeeeeee!"
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Putin: Navy speedboats.                                  Obama: Boogie boards.

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Putin is muscular.                                        Obama is a skinny legged runt.

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Putin casts his fishing rod like a man.                        Obama .........well.

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Putin controls his dog without a leash.            Obama's dog walks him!
                                                                           

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Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem.               Obama doesn't give a damn!
                                           

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Putin sits like a man.                                         Obama sits like one of the girls.

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Like a boss.
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Like a Boss!


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Putin: Eye of the Tiger    Obama: Feminine look, plastic smile

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"I'll kill you."

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Putin folk dances with REAL women.           Obama girly dances with lesbians.

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Lesbian Ellen Degenerate (DeGeneres)
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Putin married this soft spoken beauty.             Obama....... well.

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Unlike the publicity hog Michelle Obama, classy Lyudmila Putina keeps out of the limelight.
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Even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within.
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Rumor: Putin's mistress:                            Obama's "mistress":
 (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva                             (most likely true)   Kal Penn  

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At least Putin's lying liberal enemies had enough respect to link him to a hot chick.

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Kal Penn is a homosexual Hollywood actor. He has been romantically linked to Obama..

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Putin is great with babies.            Obama is awkward with babies.
                                                                           

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Real men are totally comfortable with babies...and babies sense that.
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Weirdos are cold and aloof around babies.
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"What do I do with this thing?"

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Babies can sense evil and danger. Obama can't even fake a hint of true affection.
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"Don't touch me you dirty communist!"
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Even black babies hate Obama.
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Putin looks China's President in the eye.           Obama bows like a weak dog.

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Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye.        Obama..... W T F?!

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"Bow before your King you dog!"
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Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.            Obama.....WTF?!!!!!!!

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The Emperor is thinking to himself: 'Who is this idiot?"
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Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover.                     Obama...............well.

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