Putin vs Obama: Macho Man vs. Sissy-Boy

Source: http://tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html

Putin's mom was a good Christian lady.         Obama's mom did soft porn.

                                                                           *That's really her!

Maria was totally devoted to her son Vladimir.

Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned little Barry when he was 10.

Young Putin was serious.               Young Obama was a pot-smoking  clown.

A self described "lazy student", Obama has a passion for smoking marijuana. (later on used cocaine)

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Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.     Obama: winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.

Manly Michelle doesn't flinch at all!

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Putin rides horses.                      Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet.

"Ring Ring. Safety First!"

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Putin plays with loaded rifles.                 Obama ......... plastic squirt guns.

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Putin power-swims in cold water.           Skinnyflab Obama wades in warm.

Putin drinks beer like a man.           Obama sips with dainty pinky extended.

He even closes his eyes as he drinks!

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Putin drives Formula I race cars.                                              Obama..............well.

"Weeeeeee!"

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Putin: Navy speedboats.                                  Obama: Boogie boards.

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Putin is muscular.                                        Obama is a skinny legged runt.

Putin casts his fishing rod like a man.                        Obama .........well.

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Putin controls his dog without a leash.            Obama's dog walks him!

                                                                           

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Putin proudly sings his nation's anthem.               Obama doesn't give a damn!

                                           

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Putin sits like a man.                                         Obama sits like one of the girls.

Like a boss.

Like a Boss!

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Putin: Eye of the Tiger    Obama: Feminine look, plastic smile

"I'll kill you."

Putin folk dances with REAL women.           Obama girly dances with lesbians.

Lesbian Ellen Degenerate (DeGeneres)

Putin married this soft spoken beauty.             Obama....... well.

Unlike the publicity hog Michelle Obama, classy Lyudmila Putina keeps out of the limelight.

Even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within.

Rumor: Putin's mistress:                            Obama's "mistress":

 (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva                             (most likely true)   Kal Penn  

At least Putin's lying liberal enemies had enough respect to link him to a hot chick.

Kal Penn is a homosexual Hollywood actor. He has been romantically linked to Obama..

Putin is great with babies.            Obama is awkward with babies.

                                                                           

Real men are totally comfortable with babies...and babies sense that.

Weirdos are cold and aloof around babies.

"What do I do with this thing?"

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Babies can sense evil and danger. Obama can't even fake a hint of true affection.

"Don't touch me you dirty communist!"

Even black babies hate Obama.

Putin looks China's President in the eye.           Obama bows like a weak dog.

Putin looks the Saudi King in the eye.        Obama..... W T F?!

"Bow before your King you dog!"

Putin looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.            Obama.....WTF?!!!!!!!

The Emperor is thinking to himself: 'Who is this idiot?"

Putin has a "badass" Magazine Cover.                     Obama...............well.