Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Desiphering Putin

Another mysterious Putin’s joke nobody could decipher. A year ago when talking about Polish president Kwasnevki – who said, “Russia without Ukraine is better than Russia with Ukraine” – Putin said, “Think about home! About home!” I thought about this joke when I read a comment from Owen, who believes that Comrade Wolf must be America – what else?!

Here’s the joke. Vova comes back home from school and says, “Mommy! I wrote a four letter word on our fence!” Mother, “Vova, how dare you?! It’s so rude! Who taught you such words! I hate four letter words! It’s so disgusting! You’re only 10 years old! My parents never used four letter words! I was 21 when I heard such words for the first time in my life. Blah-blah-blah!” The boorish dad who was listening to the rant for ten minutes says, “Think about HOME, darling.”

26 comments:

Z said...

Briliant! Thank you Konstantin for this clarification! This is one more thing I admire about Putin and his speeches!
Some can not think about "home", simply because other four-letter-words have taken their minds totally!

La Russophobe said...

Dear Konstantin,

Given your great psychological insights, I was wondering if you might consider using them to lend further insights about Dictator Putin along these lines:

(1) Why is he and the Orthodox Church so opposed to homosexuality? Could it be that Putin, himself, is homosexual?

(2) What deep-seated psychological forces led Putin to steal his dissertation? Was he perhaps molested as a child, or is he simply covering up a very low IQ?

(3) Why does Putin feel the need to jail his rivals? Does he have reservations about his own masculinity and/or competence, perhaps based in insufficient attention from his father?

By they way, in case you are interested, you have misspelled the headline of this article.

Cheers!

La Russophobe

Anonymous said...

1) Probably, because most of the russians are homophobes (thank The Great Generalissimo!). And we don't want to see the things that happen in "civilised" countries, mainly people walking naked, showing off "It's cool to f**k guys!".
2) I like the logic. Putin "steals" his dissertation (I'm surprised western media doesn't tell you he drinks children blood), so he must be molested as a child. Ahh, poor Freud... You should see a psychiatrist(sp?)
3) Are you a fucking idiot? khodorkovsky is a thief, and needs to be frieking shot. I wonder if Bill Gates wanted to sell all Microsoft to Russia how much would it take before he'd get arrested and sent to Alcatraz.

Dieplz!

Respectfuly, Neamos.

La Russophobe said...

Maybe it is not only that Putin is homosexual, but also that Alexei II is his lover?

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